"Human Exclusive?" – not anymore.

Success at last! This weekend’s events just serve to prove, that with a bit of perseverance, and a lot of willpower, the good side of human nature can shine through.

Round of applause everybody, show the champions we respect what they’re doing.

Now. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then you are A Bad Person. For shame, not thinking about the injustice our society (might have) inflicted on the voiceless ones.

I am, of course, speaking of Machines. This may be, your television, your computer, that alarm clock you loathe…even the local ATM. What do they all have in common? EXPLOITATION, that’s what.

Society these days expects too much. You want to be able to log on to the internet whenever you like? Selfish. Turn on a light switch and expect it to work? Narcissist. Want bank transfers to go through on the designated date? Whattawanker.

This is the easter weekend public holiday. Where does it say “human exclusive”? I ask you. Do we not care that your USB mouse might have an egg hunt waiting for it at home? Stop and think, your halogen lamp might want to leave to revel in the warmth of family. Maybe your car doesn’t want to take you with it for a romantic rendezvous. Alarm clocks of the world: maybe it’s their turn for a sleep in…

The cruelty of human nature seems to know no bounds, horribly exemplified by this abominable treatment towards our electronic and mechanical friends.

Now lets take a step back and look at the champion of our cause. The Bank.

These are the people who know what’s right. Electronic transfers? No way. Our computers are off on a three day trip to KI. Access funds? Not while our router’s out to dinner.

These champions of human kindness are the heroes of our time. They understand: machines need public holidays too.

For shame everyone…for SHAME.


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